Wow, haven't been on dA in a while. Still won't be for a bit. xD I guess I'll just upload my unfinished crap just in case it never does get finished, so I'll at least be able to go "OH HEY WAIT. I TOTALLY DID THAT."

xDD

Anyways.

QUIZ TIME. (Which is funny, 'cause I literally spend half of my computer time on The Surrealist because I'm easily amused.)

So, basically, type your name in this thing: [link] and copy the slogans to the questions.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Kaitlyn stays sharp 'til the bottom of the glass!
(LIES!)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Choosy Mothers Choose Kaitlyn
(Er...?)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Kaitlyn is our middle name.
(I'm... I'm scared.)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Watch Out, There's a Kaitlyn About.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Kaitlyn.
(xDDDDDDDDDDDD I'm gonna have to start doing that)

6. To someone you dislike?
For Mash, Get Kaitlyn.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
I am Stuck on Kaitlyn, 'Cause Kaitlyn's Stuck on Me.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Daddy or Kaitlyn?
(That's either creepy of genius.)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Snap! Crackle! Kaitlyn!
(XDDDD I'll start doing that too.)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Life Should Taste as Good as Kaitlyn.
(Win.)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Schhh... You Know Kaitlyn..
(aaaalrighty then)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
If You Can't Beat Kaitlyn, Join Kaitlyn.
(MORE WIN!)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Kaitlyn.
(._. err...)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
The Non-Sticky Sticky Kaitlyn.
(Oooooooookaaaaaay....)

15. Your last words before you die...
Half the Kaitlyn, All the Taste.
(-is too busy laughing-)

16. Your message to a special someone..
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Kaitlyn?
(-continues laughing-)

17. Title of this post will be..
Loves the Kaitlyn You Hate.
(-continues!-)